1 00:00:35,901 --> 00:00:38,835 Whoo-hoo? 2 00:00:38,904 --> 00:00:41,538 Anybody home? 3 00:00:49,881 --> 00:00:52,582 "Darling, Tabitha and I have gone to the"... 4 00:00:52,650 --> 00:00:56,619 Oh, Cousin Samantha and Tabitha have gone to the store. 5 00:00:56,688 --> 00:00:59,856 Let me out. Let me out. 6 00:00:59,924 --> 00:01:01,858 Quiet, you wretch. 7 00:01:01,926 --> 00:01:03,593 Sam? 8 00:01:03,661 --> 00:01:07,096 Yes, sweetheart. 9 00:01:07,164 --> 00:01:09,866 Would you fix me an omelet? I'm hungry. 10 00:01:09,935 --> 00:01:12,435 I'll be right down. 11 00:01:26,117 --> 00:01:29,719 Oh, this is going to be a riot. 12 00:01:33,859 --> 00:01:36,993 Honey? Boy, am I starved. 13 00:01:44,502 --> 00:01:46,770 Mmm. What was that for? 14 00:01:46,838 --> 00:01:48,772 You said you were starved. 15 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:51,141 Serena, what a lovely surprise. 16 00:01:52,811 --> 00:01:54,978 Uh, Serena! 17 00:01:55,046 --> 00:01:57,413 How would you like to come to a neck-wringing party? 18 00:01:57,482 --> 00:02:01,117 I forgot my grocery list. Now I'm glad I did. 19 00:02:01,186 --> 00:02:04,020 Drat and double-drat. 20 00:02:07,092 --> 00:02:09,792 Darrin. 21 00:02:09,861 --> 00:02:12,461 Aren't you gonna be late for your golf game? 22 00:02:12,530 --> 00:02:15,431 With her here, I think I'd better stay close to the house. 23 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:19,268 Well, why don't we all go in the... Let me out! 24 00:02:20,571 --> 00:02:23,172 What in the world was that? 25 00:02:30,849 --> 00:02:33,183 Let me out! Let me out! 26 00:02:33,251 --> 00:02:36,820 Cool it, Malcolm. Malcolm? 27 00:02:36,888 --> 00:02:39,055 Darrin, go play golf. 28 00:02:39,124 --> 00:02:41,124 Hmm. 29 00:02:47,065 --> 00:02:52,401 Serena, so help me... Ah, ah, ah. 30 00:03:49,027 --> 00:03:51,194 All right now, Serena. 31 00:03:51,262 --> 00:03:53,896 Now that Darrin's gone, I want the facts. 32 00:03:53,965 --> 00:03:57,800 - Who is that bird? - He is not a bird. 33 00:03:57,869 --> 00:04:01,136 He's Super Fink. Aren't you, Malcolm? 34 00:04:01,205 --> 00:04:04,473 Let me out! You know, you're getting to be a bore. 35 00:04:04,542 --> 00:04:07,877 Malcolm. Isn't that the warlock you've been going with? 36 00:04:07,946 --> 00:04:10,779 "Been" is the correct tense. 37 00:04:10,848 --> 00:04:14,450 - What did he do? - I'll tell you what he didn't do. 38 00:04:14,519 --> 00:04:17,053 He didn't tell me he was married. 39 00:04:17,122 --> 00:04:21,157 And if I know you, you didn't bother to ask. 40 00:04:21,226 --> 00:04:25,161 Serena, I will thank you not to use our home as a hideout. 41 00:04:25,230 --> 00:04:27,230 So take your bird and get out of here. 42 00:04:27,299 --> 00:04:31,400 What's that? 43 00:04:31,469 --> 00:04:35,438 It's Brunhilde. Oh, she's tracked us down. 44 00:04:54,525 --> 00:04:58,428 Thought you'd get away from me, eh? 45 00:04:58,496 --> 00:05:02,098 You little fool. Now, Brunhilde... 46 00:05:02,167 --> 00:05:04,100 Where is he? 47 00:05:04,169 --> 00:05:07,636 I-I'm afraid you've made a little mistake. You s... No. Correction! 48 00:05:07,705 --> 00:05:11,174 You have made a mistake, and it's not a little one. 49 00:05:11,242 --> 00:05:13,955 N-N-Now, if you'd just quiet down for a moment... No! 50 00:05:13,979 --> 00:05:16,479 You quiet down. You... 51 00:05:19,150 --> 00:05:23,319 In the old days, they'd have put you away for husband-stealing. 52 00:05:24,989 --> 00:05:27,390 The olden days. 53 00:05:27,459 --> 00:05:31,694 I think that's exactly where I'll send you, 54 00:05:31,762 --> 00:05:34,063 you wolfette. 55 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:40,370 Blow the winds... and thunder crack. 56 00:05:40,438 --> 00:05:44,507 Roll the years a century back. 57 00:05:44,576 --> 00:05:47,910 Vixen, begone and make the switch. 58 00:05:47,979 --> 00:05:52,414 Begone with the wind, you little witch. 59 00:05:59,290 --> 00:06:01,223 Oops. 60 00:06:01,292 --> 00:06:04,227 I hope Darrin's going to be broad-minded about this. 61 00:06:04,295 --> 00:06:06,415 Malcolm? 62 00:06:07,365 --> 00:06:10,199 I know you're here. 63 00:06:10,268 --> 00:06:12,268 You show yourself, 64 00:06:12,337 --> 00:06:16,072 or I'll whip up a tornado and blow you out! 65 00:06:19,110 --> 00:06:22,711 - Ow! - Sorry. 66 00:06:22,780 --> 00:06:25,614 Aha! I knew it. 67 00:06:25,683 --> 00:06:29,919 Brunhilde, my dearest. You have saved me from a terrible fate. 68 00:06:31,289 --> 00:06:33,222 This young witch... 69 00:06:33,291 --> 00:06:35,958 apparently developed an incurable yen for me, 70 00:06:36,027 --> 00:06:38,027 and when I refused to yield to her advances, 71 00:06:38,096 --> 00:06:40,096 she... she cast a spell over me. 72 00:06:40,164 --> 00:06:42,664 Uh... Feel my hand. It's still quivering. 73 00:06:42,733 --> 00:06:45,401 Oh, my poor dear. 74 00:06:45,470 --> 00:06:49,738 And all this time, I thought you were philandering. 75 00:06:49,807 --> 00:06:52,875 My dear, how could you think such a thing? 76 00:06:52,943 --> 00:06:55,878 Well, come along. We're going home. 77 00:06:58,048 --> 00:07:01,851 I bet when the mice see her, they jump on chairs. 78 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:04,286 Ooh. 79 00:07:38,722 --> 00:07:43,192 Oh, look what they've done to you, you poor child. 80 00:07:43,261 --> 00:07:45,761 Carpetbaggers! 81 00:07:45,830 --> 00:07:49,064 You need any help, honey? I, uh... 82 00:07:49,133 --> 00:07:51,300 Where am I? 83 00:07:51,368 --> 00:07:54,670 Oh, you do need help. This is New Orleans, child. 84 00:07:54,738 --> 00:07:58,240 New Orleans? What am I doing here? 85 00:07:58,309 --> 00:08:01,310 Well, I'd say not too good, if I'm any judge. 86 00:08:01,378 --> 00:08:03,846 Well, where you from? Well, I'm from... 87 00:08:03,915 --> 00:08:05,848 I can't remember. 88 00:08:05,916 --> 00:08:09,551 Well, what's your name? My name is... Oh. 89 00:08:09,620 --> 00:08:13,289 Now look, child. A pretty thing like you can't go wandering around the city... 90 00:08:13,358 --> 00:08:15,625 not knowing her whereabouts or her "whoseabouts." 91 00:08:15,693 --> 00:08:18,672 Now you better come home with me. I'll get you some clean clothes... 92 00:08:18,696 --> 00:08:20,741 and some good food for you to fat up on. 93 00:08:20,765 --> 00:08:22,976 Now, you just come along with me, honey... 94 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,440 Well, um... and I'm gonna take you home. 95 00:08:28,540 --> 00:08:32,341 Aunt Jenny, contrary to idle gossip, 96 00:08:32,410 --> 00:08:35,077 I am not running a home for wayward girls. 97 00:08:35,146 --> 00:08:38,047 But the poor thing is so frail and lost and all. 98 00:08:38,115 --> 00:08:41,484 Can't she at least stay until her remembrance comes back, Mr. Rance? 99 00:08:41,553 --> 00:08:43,519 The answer is no. 100 00:08:43,588 --> 00:08:46,755 She's been fed. Now, send her on her way. 101 00:08:46,824 --> 00:08:49,392 Well, she won't be no trouble. I'll see to that. 102 00:08:49,460 --> 00:08:52,462 And what are the neighbors going to say? 103 00:08:52,530 --> 00:08:55,197 An attractive bachelor like myself, 104 00:08:55,266 --> 00:08:57,377 harboring a young girl under my roof... 105 00:08:57,401 --> 00:09:00,436 They gonna say you are the most generous, 106 00:09:00,505 --> 00:09:03,238 the most kindest gentleman there is. 107 00:09:03,307 --> 00:09:05,674 My neighbors? 108 00:09:07,611 --> 00:09:10,412 Uh, well, who cares what them no-accounts say. 109 00:09:10,481 --> 00:09:13,415 Now, she's outside waiting to thank you for the vittles. 110 00:09:13,484 --> 00:09:16,419 - Can't you at least say hello? - No. 111 00:09:18,022 --> 00:09:22,792 But I'm sure I shall have no peace until I do. 112 00:09:22,861 --> 00:09:25,527 - Bring her in. - Thank you, Mr. Rance. 113 00:09:25,596 --> 00:09:29,331 That silly woman. It's ridiculous. 114 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:32,935 Every stray cat that comes wandering by, she just... 115 00:09:33,003 --> 00:09:35,904 This is the young lady, Mr. Rance, 116 00:09:35,973 --> 00:09:38,707 and this is Mr. Rance Butler. 117 00:09:39,977 --> 00:09:42,244 My dear. 118 00:09:42,313 --> 00:09:45,214 My house is your house for as long as you like. 119 00:09:46,951 --> 00:09:49,151 Perhaps even longer. 120 00:09:58,196 --> 00:10:00,463 This is a nightmare... A nightmare! 121 00:10:04,868 --> 00:10:06,802 Aw, Sam. 122 00:10:06,870 --> 00:10:10,872 Will you stop whining and let me concentrate? 123 00:10:10,941 --> 00:10:14,210 Now, I have to remember that incantation word for word. 124 00:10:14,278 --> 00:10:17,546 Blow, ye winds, and thunder crack. 125 00:10:17,615 --> 00:10:19,548 How could this happen? 126 00:10:19,617 --> 00:10:21,898 Vixen, begone and make the switch. 127 00:10:21,952 --> 00:10:25,687 I go out to play golf, and when I come back, my wife's in the twilight zone. 128 00:10:25,756 --> 00:10:30,359 Links to jinx! Begone... with the wind, 129 00:10:30,428 --> 00:10:32,428 you little witch. 130 00:10:32,497 --> 00:10:34,997 That's it! Which? 131 00:10:35,065 --> 00:10:36,999 Oh, well. It's close enough. 132 00:10:37,067 --> 00:10:40,536 Uh, you see, it's your average beauty-and-the-beast curse. 133 00:10:40,605 --> 00:10:43,772 If she gives a willing kiss to a mortal, she will return to the present. 134 00:10:43,841 --> 00:10:47,109 Now listen, Serena. Sam's not kissing any mortal unless it's me. 135 00:10:47,178 --> 00:10:50,146 Exactly, darling. 136 00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:53,349 You mean, I gotta go back? Exactly, darling. 137 00:10:53,417 --> 00:10:56,418 Yeah, exactly, darling. Oh, now, it's really very simple. 138 00:10:56,487 --> 00:11:00,523 By using the same incantation, I can send you back to the same time and place. 139 00:11:00,591 --> 00:11:02,525 Serena, this better work. 140 00:11:02,593 --> 00:11:06,006 1868 is a nice time to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there. 141 00:11:06,030 --> 00:11:08,631 I find her, she kisses me and that's it? 142 00:11:08,699 --> 00:11:10,633 Right. Well, I'm ready. 143 00:11:10,701 --> 00:11:14,303 There's just one little thing I ought to mention. Hmm? 144 00:11:14,372 --> 00:11:17,439 Samantha won't know you, of course. Of course. 145 00:11:17,508 --> 00:11:20,643 What? Well, how could she? You haven't been born yet. 146 00:11:20,712 --> 00:11:23,090 You mean, I'll be a perfect stranger to my own wife? 147 00:11:23,114 --> 00:11:25,447 Stranger, yes, 148 00:11:26,484 --> 00:11:28,417 but hardly perfect. 149 00:11:28,486 --> 00:11:32,988 Serena, if they ever put a price on your head, I'll gladly pay it. 150 00:11:33,057 --> 00:11:36,759 Oh, you make such a big deal out of nothing. 151 00:11:36,828 --> 00:11:38,828 Here goes. 152 00:11:40,465 --> 00:11:43,031 And hang on to that picture. You'll need it. 153 00:11:44,335 --> 00:11:47,837 Blow, ye winds, and thunder crack. 154 00:11:47,905 --> 00:11:51,106 Roll the years a century back. 155 00:12:15,766 --> 00:12:21,404 ♪ Round de meadows am a-ringing ♪ 156 00:12:21,472 --> 00:12:24,106 ♪♪ 157 00:12:24,174 --> 00:12:27,943 - Why, Rance. - How beautiful. 158 00:12:28,012 --> 00:12:30,078 You sittin' there, 159 00:12:30,147 --> 00:12:32,147 the magnolias wavin' in the breeze, 160 00:12:33,618 --> 00:12:35,984 ♪♪ those happy voices singing. 161 00:12:36,053 --> 00:12:39,488 Happy? They love me, you know. 162 00:12:39,557 --> 00:12:41,490 Really? 163 00:12:41,559 --> 00:12:46,061 Then why do they keep singin' "Massa's in the Cold, Cold Ground"? 164 00:12:46,130 --> 00:12:48,997 And what are you doin' home from work? You only left an hour ago. 165 00:12:49,066 --> 00:12:52,067 Well, a man is entitled to some leisure moments. 166 00:12:52,136 --> 00:12:54,336 Besides, 167 00:12:54,405 --> 00:12:57,150 I couldn't bear being separated from you any longer. 168 00:12:57,174 --> 00:13:00,509 Oh... Why, Rance, what a thing to say. ♪♪ 169 00:13:00,578 --> 00:13:03,646 Well, we've known each other for such a short time. 170 00:13:03,714 --> 00:13:07,149 Long enough for me to know I've fallen quite in love, I'm afraid. 171 00:13:07,217 --> 00:13:10,352 Oh, why, Rance, you can't be serious. 172 00:13:10,421 --> 00:13:12,354 You don't even know my name. 173 00:13:12,423 --> 00:13:15,424 So what? Neither do you. 174 00:13:16,494 --> 00:13:19,961 My dearest, say you'll marry me. 175 00:13:20,030 --> 00:13:23,499 I... Oh! 176 00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:27,736 If only I knew who I was or where I came from. 177 00:13:30,741 --> 00:13:36,077 Oh, my... Darling, what does it matter? 178 00:13:36,146 --> 00:13:38,647 Let's simply say that you've been reborn, 179 00:13:38,716 --> 00:13:42,217 that you come to me with no ties, no past... 180 00:13:42,286 --> 00:13:44,986 Ooh! only a future. 181 00:13:45,055 --> 00:13:47,623 Rance. Rance, let me go. 182 00:13:47,692 --> 00:13:49,625 Please! 183 00:13:49,694 --> 00:13:52,561 Is it too soon? Uh, no. 184 00:13:52,630 --> 00:13:55,364 But your stickpin's killin' me. 185 00:13:56,901 --> 00:13:59,368 Curses. I'm sorry, my dear. 186 00:13:59,436 --> 00:14:02,170 Whoo! Oh, my poor child. I... 187 00:14:02,239 --> 00:14:04,507 I've overexcited you. 188 00:14:04,575 --> 00:14:06,575 I know the very thing. 189 00:14:06,644 --> 00:14:09,155 I'll have Aunt Jenny bring you some sassafras tea. 190 00:14:09,179 --> 00:14:11,179 Oh... Uh, please don't. 191 00:14:11,248 --> 00:14:14,683 It'll calm your nerves. Have you ever tried it? 192 00:14:14,752 --> 00:14:18,186 Yes, and I'd rather be nervous. 193 00:14:21,024 --> 00:14:23,525 Strange girl. 194 00:14:31,535 --> 00:14:34,736 Hello. Is this the Butler plantation? Yes, it is. 195 00:14:34,805 --> 00:14:38,374 - Are you Aunt Jenny? - Depends. 196 00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:41,543 - Is you a bill collector? - Uh, no. 197 00:14:41,612 --> 00:14:43,178 I'm Aunt Jenny. 198 00:14:43,246 --> 00:14:45,480 I was told that you found a young lady... 199 00:14:45,549 --> 00:14:47,616 wandering in the streets and you brought her here... 200 00:14:47,685 --> 00:14:50,952 A blonde... pretty? That's right. 201 00:14:51,021 --> 00:14:54,189 - I'd like to see her, please. - Won't do you no good. 202 00:14:54,258 --> 00:14:56,859 - She's taken. - Taken? 203 00:14:56,927 --> 00:14:59,561 I happen to know from "overlistening"... 204 00:14:59,630 --> 00:15:01,963 that Mr. Rance is going to marry her. 205 00:15:02,032 --> 00:15:03,565 What? 206 00:15:03,634 --> 00:15:06,935 And if he do, guess who's going to get a raise... 207 00:15:07,004 --> 00:15:09,271 for bringing that lovely child home? 208 00:15:09,339 --> 00:15:12,641 He can't marry her. She's already married to me! 209 00:15:12,710 --> 00:15:15,544 Guess who's going to be looking for a job. 210 00:15:15,613 --> 00:15:17,546 Excuse me. 211 00:15:18,815 --> 00:15:20,882 Aunt Jenny! What's all this ruckus? 212 00:15:20,951 --> 00:15:23,552 Mr. Rance, you about to commit "bigotry." 213 00:15:23,621 --> 00:15:27,055 Uh, Mr. Butler, my name is Darrin Stephens, and I'm looking for, uh... 214 00:15:29,427 --> 00:15:31,827 Sam! Sam? 215 00:15:31,896 --> 00:15:33,729 Sam? 216 00:15:33,798 --> 00:15:36,799 Who are you? Sir! 217 00:15:37,902 --> 00:15:39,880 What is the meaning of this? 218 00:15:39,904 --> 00:15:42,571 Uh, she doesn't remember me, because, um, 219 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:44,973 of what's happened, but I'm her husband. 220 00:15:45,042 --> 00:15:49,144 But as soon as she kisses me, it'll all come back. Pucker up, Sam. 221 00:15:50,213 --> 00:15:53,482 Don't you dare touch me! 222 00:15:53,550 --> 00:15:56,151 See? Doesn't that prove we're married? 223 00:15:56,219 --> 00:15:59,588 Take your hands off that lady. Why, this is preposterous! 224 00:15:59,657 --> 00:16:03,525 If you can prove your claim, then do so. If not, then get out! 225 00:16:03,594 --> 00:16:06,028 All right. 226 00:16:06,097 --> 00:16:08,030 Take a look at that. 227 00:16:12,736 --> 00:16:16,471 Now where would I get that, if I weren't her husband? 228 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:19,775 Why... 229 00:16:19,844 --> 00:16:23,445 Why, you could have secured this in any number of ways. 230 00:16:23,514 --> 00:16:27,282 Boy, are you a tough customer. 231 00:16:27,351 --> 00:16:30,518 I didn't want to do this, but you're forcing me to. 232 00:16:30,587 --> 00:16:33,355 Sam, take off your dress. 233 00:16:33,423 --> 00:16:37,659 I beg your pardon! 234 00:16:37,728 --> 00:16:40,696 Sir, what is the meaning of this? 235 00:16:41,832 --> 00:16:43,992 Put me down, and I'll tell you. 236 00:16:46,737 --> 00:16:49,638 She has a mole in the middle of her back. 237 00:16:51,708 --> 00:16:54,910 I'll be the judge of that, sir. 238 00:16:56,881 --> 00:16:59,047 Take it off. 239 00:16:59,116 --> 00:17:02,050 You are certainly no gentleman, sir. 240 00:17:02,118 --> 00:17:05,520 I'm not trying to prove that I'm a gentleman... just that I'm your husband. 241 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,690 Sir, I don't know who you are, 242 00:17:07,758 --> 00:17:10,525 or why you insist upon making this claim, 243 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:13,662 but I cannot stand by and watch this girl humiliated any further. 244 00:17:13,731 --> 00:17:16,531 Out you go, sir. No, wait! Wait! 245 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,267 Aunt Jenny, get your sassafras tea. 246 00:17:21,972 --> 00:17:26,107 If I ever see your foolish face around here again, I'll have you horsewhipped. 247 00:17:27,811 --> 00:17:30,812 You... Yankee. 248 00:17:32,783 --> 00:17:36,385 Whatever happened to Southern hospitality? 249 00:17:37,554 --> 00:17:39,821 My apologies for my violent outburst, 250 00:17:39,890 --> 00:17:41,890 but obviously the man is a fraud. 251 00:17:43,393 --> 00:17:46,428 He called me... Sam. 252 00:17:46,496 --> 00:17:48,430 Which proves my point. 253 00:17:48,498 --> 00:17:51,466 What sort of a name is Sam for a beautiful young lady? 254 00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:56,037 ♪ All the people ♪ Sam. 255 00:17:56,106 --> 00:17:59,607 ♪ Am a-weeping ♪ What a strange name. 256 00:17:59,676 --> 00:18:01,609 ♪ Massa's in ♪ Darrin. 257 00:18:01,679 --> 00:18:07,282 That's even stranger. ♪ The cold, cold ground ♪ 258 00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:12,320 ♪ Massa's in the cold, cold ground ♪♪ 259 00:18:12,389 --> 00:18:15,124 He's right. They love him to death. 260 00:19:12,383 --> 00:19:16,151 Please, Sam, don't scream. 261 00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:19,221 I promise I'll explain everything to you. 262 00:19:20,391 --> 00:19:22,390 Will you promise not to scream? 263 00:19:24,028 --> 00:19:26,962 All right. You promised, 264 00:19:27,031 --> 00:19:30,799 and a lady never breaks her promise, right? 265 00:19:30,868 --> 00:19:32,868 Okay. 266 00:19:32,936 --> 00:19:34,970 Now, Sam, what I... 267 00:19:38,408 --> 00:19:40,720 I didn't break my promise. You're the one who screamed. 268 00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:44,345 You're darn right... You're darn right I did. That hurt. 269 00:19:44,414 --> 00:19:47,294 Look, we'll never get out of here unless... 270 00:19:48,052 --> 00:19:50,719 What, you again? 271 00:19:50,787 --> 00:19:53,521 Uh-oh! Somebody's going to get horsewhipped. 272 00:19:53,590 --> 00:19:56,624 Unhand her, you. 273 00:19:56,693 --> 00:20:00,162 Are you all right, my beloved? Now what is the meaning of this, sir? 274 00:20:00,231 --> 00:20:03,832 - You want me to go fetch the sheriff? - That won't be necessary. 275 00:20:03,901 --> 00:20:06,579 Oh, that's right. We're all civilized human beings, and... 276 00:20:06,603 --> 00:20:09,283 Don't stand there. Get the sheriff! Here. 277 00:20:11,108 --> 00:20:13,108 What is, uh, this for? 278 00:20:13,177 --> 00:20:15,911 I never attack an unarmed man, sir. 279 00:20:17,848 --> 00:20:20,015 - Who's armed? - Why, you polecat. 280 00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:22,963 You pick that up and defend yourself, or I'll run you through. 281 00:20:24,321 --> 00:20:27,722 Okay, but you're contradicting yourself. 282 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:30,625 En garde. 283 00:20:30,694 --> 00:20:32,961 Rance, no! Let him go. 284 00:20:34,098 --> 00:20:36,131 Why are you wasting your pity on this cur? 285 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:40,135 Now wait a minute. I think if we just sit down and discuss this... 286 00:20:40,204 --> 00:20:43,137 - like civilized human beings... - You Yankee! 287 00:20:45,108 --> 00:20:47,475 Polecat! 288 00:20:56,286 --> 00:20:58,353 Hey, hey, hey. 289 00:21:08,532 --> 00:21:11,599 Oh, Rance. Look what you've done! 290 00:21:15,739 --> 00:21:19,341 Oh... Oh, you... you poor thing. Are you hurt? 291 00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:22,911 It's just a flesh wound. This man needs a doctor. 292 00:21:22,979 --> 00:21:25,180 He doesn't need a doctor. 293 00:21:25,249 --> 00:21:27,916 He needs a tailor. 294 00:21:29,153 --> 00:21:31,286 Oh. 295 00:21:31,354 --> 00:21:33,855 On your feet, sir. 296 00:21:33,924 --> 00:21:37,859 - Don't you touch him. - Why are you protecting that polecat? 297 00:21:40,697 --> 00:21:43,531 I don't know. 298 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:49,871 He's seems so... so helpless, so innocent, 299 00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:52,474 - so... - So what? 300 00:22:05,756 --> 00:22:07,722 Where'd they go? 301 00:22:07,790 --> 00:22:09,691 Where did who go? 302 00:22:09,759 --> 00:22:12,527 The young lady and that... that Yankee. 303 00:22:12,595 --> 00:22:15,530 I didn't see no young lady and no Yankee. 304 00:22:15,599 --> 00:22:17,799 You didn't? 305 00:22:17,867 --> 00:22:20,001 No. 306 00:22:21,305 --> 00:22:23,705 Come to think of it, neither did I. 307 00:22:39,490 --> 00:22:41,423 Serena, cut that out. 308 00:22:41,492 --> 00:22:43,425 Hi, coz. 309 00:22:43,494 --> 00:22:45,705 How's the big hero this morning? 310 00:22:45,729 --> 00:22:49,063 Fortunately for you, he doesn't remember a thing. 311 00:22:49,132 --> 00:22:51,911 I put a spell on him, so he'll think the whole thing was a dream. 312 00:22:51,935 --> 00:22:54,169 Very clever. 313 00:22:55,238 --> 00:22:57,506 Boy, did I have a terrible night. 314 00:23:00,110 --> 00:23:02,577 And it doesn't look like much of a morning either. 315 00:23:02,646 --> 00:23:04,545 Good morning to you too. 316 00:23:04,614 --> 00:23:07,281 Did I have a nightmare. 317 00:23:07,350 --> 00:23:10,852 I dreamt some old witch put a curse on you and put you back a hundred years, 318 00:23:10,921 --> 00:23:12,899 and I had to go back and rescue you. 319 00:23:12,923 --> 00:23:15,890 - Is that weird? - It certainly is. 320 00:23:17,327 --> 00:23:19,728 And you were in it too, somewhere. 321 00:23:21,998 --> 00:23:25,066 You changed this guy into a bird, and his wife... 322 00:23:26,803 --> 00:23:29,137 She was the one who put the curse on you. 323 00:23:29,206 --> 00:23:31,184 Then I had to climb up a wall to get to you. 324 00:23:31,208 --> 00:23:33,874 The trellis broke, and I fell right on my... 325 00:23:33,943 --> 00:23:37,745 That's funny. 326 00:23:37,814 --> 00:23:40,481 Sweetheart, why don't you sit down and have your cereal? 327 00:23:40,550 --> 00:23:42,484 Wait a minute. 328 00:23:42,553 --> 00:23:45,153 How come I got a bruise right where I fell in the dream? 329 00:23:45,222 --> 00:23:47,889 Or would you prefer pancakes and sausages? 330 00:23:50,494 --> 00:23:53,795 And what's Sunday's paper doing here when it's only Saturday? 331 00:23:53,863 --> 00:23:55,897 Oops. 332 00:23:56,967 --> 00:23:59,401 It is Sunday, isn't it? 333 00:23:59,469 --> 00:24:01,469 And it wasn't a dream! 334 00:24:01,537 --> 00:24:04,806 - Darrin, it's all over now. - I wouldn't say that. 335 00:24:04,874 --> 00:24:08,343 I could've been killed falling off that trellis. Not to mention the saber duel. 336 00:24:08,412 --> 00:24:11,413 I've got a good mind never to speak to you again after what you... 337 00:24:13,550 --> 00:24:15,549 Saber duel?